No Defence

That press conference summarised:

When you're wounded and left on Afghanistan's plains,

And the women come out to cut up what remains,

Jest roll to your rifle and blow out your brains

An' go to your Gawd like a soldier.

Go, go, go like a soldier,

Go, go, go like a soldier,

Go, go, go like a soldier,

So-oldier ~of~ the Queen!

Thanks to Mr Kipling who does do exceedingly good poetry.

Package for Mr Blair

Ramsay Profits Fucking Fall

Floor Eternity for Paradise

So Mrs Slocombe has shuffled off the sales floor.

"Floor Eternity for paradise, reincarnation, nothingness

and clouds with dull angels plucking a harp."