Package for Mr Blair

Ramay Profits Fucking Fall

Floor Eternity for Paradise

So Mrs Slocombe has shuffled off the sales floor.

"Floor Eternity for paradise, reincarnation, nothingness

and clouds with dull angels plucking a harp."

A Load of Cox

Is that right is it? Thank you Janet.

A World in Mourning

A black day indeed for the world as a great talent leaves to fly among the stars. Who can forget the ground breaking Charlie's Angels in which, amazingly, Farrah only did the first series. prior to that she starred in Logan's Run, a film about the introduction of yoof television. Later she was to add star quality to films by doing voices for such blockbusters as The Brave Little Toaster Goes To Mars, where she played Faucet, no really. But she will be best remembered for her iconic poster of the seventies with a nipple that launched millions of furtive fumblings by adolescent boys.

oh, and Wacko Jacko died of a heart attack.....or did he?

Mumbling Murray

Ah, the charisma of this gentleman of Scotland.

Come on Murray's opponent!

Purnell Makes a Career Move