Weasel Woolas

A weasel caught in a trap.

Watch this government try to weasel their way out

of acting honorably and

don't forget they are going to leave

the Iraqi translators behind.

Broon and co putting the perfidy into Albion.

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A long time ago, just after the dawn of time, in fact,

I was sitting in a meeting for NOLS, as was,

looking at Phil Woolas waffle on, and

I can remember thinking,

you're a useless wanker.

Still the boy's done well for himself, though,

but he won't be hanging around long after

getting a good licking from Joanna,

which is a totally beguiling thought.