Jail Robert Mugabe, Jail Robert Mugabe

I said I'd beat the opposition.

A Bad Taste in the Mouth

That kiss, that homophobia.

And the Winner is

UnderGround Art

London Underground has a new series of posters.

Thanks to SpyBlog for flagging it up.

Too Many Irish Voters

Democracy is only worth the fig if it produces the right answer. Clearly Irish voters have boo-boobed big time. Some of those eurocrats in Brussels and Strasbourg have barely been able to lie on their expenses claims so angry they are.

Typical of the puffed up bullfrog arrogance of the eurocracy is one Monsieur Valery Marie René Giscard d'Estaing, "The Irish have the right to say 'no,'" but "a country that represents 0.7% of the European population...cannot decide for the others."

I think Valery actually prefers a much smaller electorate; just the eurocrats, let them decide what's best for you and leave it at that.

As the article says in the Irish Independent, "The Lisbon Treaty has been ratified by European politicians in 19 countries, who number perhaps 5,000, as against the 862,000 Irish voters who shot it down."

Valery's statement that "public opinion will be led to adopt, without knowing it, the proposals we dare not present to them directly," had a great deal in helping the No camp. Though he does say that it is a mistranslation. But, however badly it was translated, I think we get your meaning Valery.

Bitch Brown

That evil queen Gordon Brown condemned David Davies' resignation as a "stunt that's become a farce." Better than being a farce as a PM that is fast becoming a stunt over 42 days, I may have had trouble with my consonant keys there.

MP Has Principles - Shock Horror

David Davies threw a stun grenade into parliament as he announced his resignation over the 42-day detention bill and his intention to fight a by-election over the government's assault on civil liberties. At the moment he might have to face Kelvin Mckenzie, the ex-editor of the SUN, if nuLabor refuse to fight the by-election.
David Davies is obviously a deeply principled and couragous man. This won't be just a a by-election, it will reverberate around the country. Especially if the Lords roast the bill as they have threatened to do. Though now I have the unsavoury image of the lords roasting something in the chamber, I may have to go to lie down.

Eamon Holmes, Golf Fascist

I know Eamon Holmes as a presenter is supposed to present the reverse argument to challenge his interviewees but this morning talking to an ecologist/green chap about Donald Trump's attempt to turn "an unparalleled dune system" on the Aberdonian coast into a golf course and leisure complex eamon began to get a little strident and I think began to show that he was a golf fascist. there are ways of asking challenging questions but this is not one,

"are those birds really worth more than a magnificent facility and all the prestige...."

The concept of putting a price on life in comparison with a building project is so gradgrindingly reductionist.

A golf course in relation to wild countryside is like porn to real fucking. It may look good, the greens may be shaved and there are lots of holes but it isn't the real thing. It's a simulcrum of the real thing and fairly lifeless and shallow.

Hey, don't get me wrong, porn's great but it isn't the real thing.

A Man, A Jam of Tarts and Swastikas

Well done the F1 committee for voting against deposing Max Mosley. Surely it's a sad day when a man can't hire a small jam of tarts to dress up and pretend to be nazis and whip his bottom in the privacy of his own dungeon.

An Arse Triumphs

Proof that eventually every arse has its day. Johann Arsi in the Independent has eventually after much fumbling, whining and angst written a half-decent column.

Top tip, any mention of Casablanca gives you 10 points every time.

Retune That Sub

Polygamy Sect Kids Retuned To Parents

A scarey thought, maybe it's true, check out SkyNews.