Take Your Pick

Ah the heady world of journalism:

"Failed at becoming a journalist? No one fails at being a journalist! Have you seen who gets in on this gig? Children, freaks, idiots, perjurers, wenchers, preternatural fornicators, slaves to the opium pipe. Tony Parsons. Shoot a baboon, get into fist-fights at the press awards, make up stories wholesale — no one cares."

Caitlin Moran
Times