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PC Armed Plod : I saw the target, suspect jump the barrier.
QC : Jump?
PC Armed Plod : Walk through.
QC : And?
PC Armed Plod : He then ran down to the platform.
QC : Ran?
PC Armed Plod : Walked.
QC : What was he wearing?
PC Armed Plod : A puffer jacket which could have concealed a bomb.
QC : Puffer jacket?
PC Armed Plod : Denim jacket.
QC ; And then what did he do?
PC Armed Plod : He sat very aggressively on a seat. We were in fear of our lives.
QC : And then?
PC Armed Plod : We wrestled him to the ground, pinned his arms to his side and then shot him 7 times in the head and once in the arm.
QC : Why?
PC Armed Plod : We were badly briefed armed plod on an adrenaline high and we'd just watched the professionals last night and I was Body and we wanted to show off in front of the SAS.
QC : Thank you.