Errr well Holmes errrr I think that he may be Dutch.
How in the deuce do you know that?
Well he's wearing clogs.
And anything else Watson, come on man.
Well I believe he's a fisherman
Why?
He's wearing a horrible brown jumper.
Good anything else Watson, we need to find this man and quickly.
No, I can't see anything else....oh he doesn't get his hair cut very often, he's a hippy Dutch fisherman.
Damn it Watson you dunderhead, why I ever decided to take up with an in the closet doctor I don't know. This man has no face.
My God Holmes you're right.
What can we deduce from this?
Errrrr the Portuguese police are hopeless?
Correct. Pass me that pipe Watson. I'm going to get off my face on opium.
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