New Cardboard Boxes for Feckless

In an attempt to meet the needs of the feckless unemployed in many northern cities and horrible areas of London where there aren't any fancy coffee bars and delicious little delis the feckless will be turfed out of their comfy council houses and darling little flats on the 18th floor and given cardboard boxes, up to three per person.
This is the furst move by pushy government tart Lady Elspeth Flint-Hearted, minister for De-Housing.
"One must realize that many of these lazy, stupid people are taking up valuable housing stock and not even bothering to put in extra rooms in the attics or considering conservatories. It's shocking the amount of money these people waste by not buying their homes, quite frankly what do these people talk about at their dinner parties?"
The cardboard boxes will "sharpen their resolve to become an economic viable unit in this modern go-ahead, service orientated Britain."
And if they don't sharpen up their ideas and freeze to death or waste away then we'll be better off without them.
And of course one of the immediate benfits would be that there would be a lot more property for good, middle class people to speculate with.