Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Pope Calls For Gay Offsetting


In a radical call, Pope Benedict has called for gay offsetting as a way to stop global warming. Those who suddenly fancy Gavin in Marketing, or find themselves on a common looking for badgers or are just reliving the old school days behind the cricket pavilion can offset all that gayness by paying somebody else who is not remotely interested in bottom sex to wear tight T-shirts, or dance to 70s disco in a K-hole trance or merely to hang around various cottages hoping to meet off duty police officers.

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