April Fool Redux

I should have guessed that the plod would have another April Fool up their uniform sleeves. The first postmortem said Tomlinson had died of a heart attack, could happen to anybody, anywhere, anytime, nothing to see here, move on, brush it under the carpet.

Unfortunately for the plod, there had to be another postmortem, which found he had died of internal bleeding, less likely to happen to anyone, anywhere, anytime; more likely to happen after being attacked.

All the way down the line the plod have tried to cover up, cheat and lie their way out of this. The officer only came forward when the film showing him actually appeared, otherwise he would have just sat back at the station, drinking tea and laughing about rolling a G20 protester.