Virgin Chief Drug Shock

Big story of the day. The Sun is shocked Richard Branson has taken drugs. I think The Sun is turning into some sort of maiden aunt, " I can't believe Richard Branson has taken drugs, he seemed such a nice chap."

Though Dicky Branson seems a little disingenous when it comes to cocaine; “I suspect I‘ve tried it, yes.”

You suspect you've tried it? Did you just think you were helping somebody with their hoovering, and why was their dust in such straight lines? Then you realised that you were the best airline owner in the world, because your planes got so high, hey that's really funny my planes get so high, did you hear that my planes get so high, because i just said my planes get so high, that's really a clever thing to say isn't it......

Thanks Dicky.