The Home Secretary, Jacquie Smith, was last night revealed to be an illegal immigrant. She says she didn't think it was appropriate to tell Parliament and that it was more important for her to get on with her job. But as the truth became known, thanks to the super soaraway Hackery's investigations, Jacqui Smith was dragged kicking and screaming from the Home Office. As she was bundled into a private contractor's van, KickemOut plc, to be taken to an immigrant detention centre she was heard screaming, "Those bastards will beat me up on the way to the plane, help me, help me I'm a Home Secretary you know."
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