Friday, December 28, 2007

Confusion Speculation Incompetence


Gil Grissom : It's pretty clear what happened here.
Sara Sidle : Yes a suicide bomber. Blown up.
Gil Grissom: Maybe not. Look at this here, on her neck.
Sara Sidle : Ah yes, they could be bullet holes, so she was shot in the neck and look, in the chest, and then blown up? Talk about overkill.
Gil Grissom: I'm not so sure, did you notice that bump on her head?
Sarah Sidle: Ah yes. Where'd that come from? I'm at a loss here, what could it be?
Pervez Musharraf: Well, it seems fairly clear that she banged her head on the sun roof.
Gil Grissom: Ah yes of course. Well we've sorted that out. How about Princess Di?
Pervez Musharraf: French driving.
Gil Grissom: JFK?
Pervez Musharraf: Bashed his head on the seat in front.
Gil Grissom: General Zia-Ul-Haq?
Pervez Musharraf: Hit by a UFO death ray.
Gil Grissom: Olaf Palme?
Pervez Musharraf:His gay lover killed him.
Gil Grissom: Juvenal Habyari-Mana?
Pervez Musharraf:Another UFO death ray.
Gil Grissom: Marilyn Monroe?
Pervez Musharraf: Barbiturate enema, no really...
Gil Grissom: OK, Alexander Litvinenko?
Pervez Musharraf: Dicky cup of coffee at the Grosvenor Square Millennium Hotel.
Gil Grissom: Excellent, well done, welcome to the team.

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