A Nation Mourned

"Tributes are being paid to Scotland this morning after the entire country laughed itself to death.

Most would have been dead within minutesThe alarm was first raised at around 10pm last night as thousands of phone calls and text messages went unanswered.Small groups of volunteers from Berwick-Upon-Tweed and Carlisle ventured north just after midnight only to find houses full of dead people gathered around still blaring television sets."

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