Three-Tongued ?

Caught between the numpties of nuLabour with their control-freak, puritan agenda only made worse by their bumbling Mr Bean incompetence, one feels drawn to the Tories. Can anyone in nuLabor match the Tories? Blunkett wouldn't get near, Prescott looks like a one-shag wonder compared to the antics of Lord Laidlaw, witness the News of the Screws headline.

Top Tory Lord Laidlaw's sex games with 4 girls,

one gigolo and a tri-lingual bisexual

You just have to shout "Go On My SON!!!"

At 64 and after a prostate operation you have to admire him.

Mmmmmmmmm a three-tongued bisexual, how does that work?

So for the first time on Thursday I will be voting Conservative as a protest vote against Ken's humourless, control-freakery, terrorist-supporting policies and on the plus side Boris cycles, and is fun, enough for me.