Norman Stanley Fletcher

"Norman Stanley Fletcher, you have pleaded guilty to the charges brought by this court, and it is now my duty to pass sentence. You are an habitual criminal, who accepts arrest as an occupational hazard, and presumably accepts imprisonment in the same casual manner. We therefore feel constrained to tag you and let you go as we've been locking up so many people in a masturbatory frenzy of sentencing that we've forgotten to build more prisons. Next!"