The first Super ASBO is issued to a Tony Blair. The conditions of the ASBO are that for 5 years he mustn't tell people there are WMDs where there aren't any. He also mustn't sell any peerages to anybody for 5 years as well.
Mr Blair said on receiving the Super ASBO, "It's fuckin' stupid innit. I ain't dun nuffin'. I can't say there's stuff in Iran now can I? And I ain't sold no peerages or nuffin'. Now fuck right orf. And why 'ave you made me look like a fuckin' elf?"
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