No, Not Top Gun

Yes, I know we all know Top Gun is about Tom Cruise's, ooooops.....Maverick's, exploration of his gayness, with Iceman gunning for Maverick, cruising the skies for some one-on-one duelling action but some of us are taking a little longer to wake up and smell the poppers....

blackjack39 (5 days ago)
why oh why.... Top Gun is my favorite movie.... please dont mess it up like that....

this man is swimming the length of the Nile.