Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Fuckety Fuck Fuck Fuck

Fuck, Trescothick is coming back from Australia, Fuck. What is a stress related illness? But I suppose those smelly Australians might pick up on his illness and be rather uncouth about it. In an exclusive survey to hackery the overwhelming majority, 54% want him to be sent to work down the mines, that's stress you whinger. While a sizable minority, 33%, want him sent to Helmand Province to destress there. And for 21% of the poll want him working as a conductor on the Taunton- Bath bus route. Sounds like he has shell shock; take him round the back of the pavilion and have him shot, damnit.

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