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Secret policemen to sniff out dinner party cocaine takers in the Sunday Times
"In a warning to the estimated 250,000 people who are believed to use the drug as a “recreation” each weekend, Blair said: “People seem to think the price of a wrap of cocaine is 50 quid, but the cost is misery on estates here and a trail of blood back to Colombia. "
Commissioner Plod has a point here. What we need is Fairtrade to start producing cocaine, cannabis and E with maybe a lot of opium thrown in. Then we can all snort away between courses with a guilt free conscience, knowing that our money is going directly to small scale Colombian producers. In fact if we legalized heroin we wouldn't have any problems in Afghanistan, they wouldn't attack us, we'd just have to build roads and stuff, to quote Phil Tuffnell, "Happy Days." The whole operation would demonstrate the trickle-down effect, everybody would get rich and before we know the Taleban's Poppy PLC will be on the FTSE 100 and soon it'll be hitting new highs. It'll just be like the new mega-casinos distributing wealth and well-being to everybody. What's more we would be able to deal in arms guilt free if Fairtrade began to produce its own cluster bombs and Kalashnikovs.
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