Thursday, November 16, 2006

A Pint of Over Extended Metaphor My Good Man


"Cast yourself adrift with this fruity and malty,red brown bittersweet beer. "

"so easy to drink it will fool all but the crustiest of sea dogs."

"a fantastic wheat beer that will hole any passing thirst"


OK, that's full steam ahead with your Fleet of Beers, gedditt. And then there are Concept Beers. A concept too far surely, but here goes...

Full Steam Ahead,

Engine Room, is a doozy,

"Deep below decks lies the heart of the ship, smoothly powering everthing on board. Like the engine room that has power to spare sitting at the heart of this beer, smoorhly (sic) letting the flavours push forwards onto the tongu (sic), sweetness and bitterness aloke (sic) slip from this bright amber beer and leave a delightful bittersweet wake. (sick)"

Check out the site if you're not too queasy already.

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