Woman Dies in a Florida Hotel Room

A woman who once shagged an old man has died in a Florida hotel room. She will be much missed by her friends in the media. A close friend and playboy Huge Flaccider says,

"She was beautiful! She was young, she was innocent! She was the greatest piece of ass I've ever had, and I've had 'em all over the world!"

Marilyn Monroe says check for a barbiturate enema.

RIP