England You're Crap! I Hope You Lose

On a dull, waterlogged day, on the eve of another turgid England performance by those overpaid wankers and as the reality dawns that McClaren is Sven II, what can brighten us up...yes sporting highlights

try this, that try against the All Blacks

or us winning the Ashes

or beating the aussies at rugger

Brilliant, now I hope you effete wastrel wankers, who don't even try to play football for England get beaten 2 nil this evening, you deserve it.