A Policeman Writes

Dear Editor,

As an ordinary Policeman I resent having to arrest criminals. They really aren't the sort of people I like to meet, they're untrustworthy, and some are violent. And most of the people we arrest are working class and they're really not the sort of people I want to mix with. I wish only to arrest nice, honest people.

yours

A. Plod

PS I don't want to guard the French Embassy because they eat Frogs.