Ministerial Commitment

Just a thought about if Ant and Dec were laying down covering fire for each other in Helmand.
If a Minister of War and the Prime Minister send troops to fight a war they should go with them. What a cheering thought. maybe we'd see Gordon Brown hugging the Afghan dust for dear life while still managing to shout "Careful with those bluuddy bullets, they cost 10p a go you know." there might be fewer wars, do you think?

But this could be extended to all Ministerial posts.

Right Des Brown get your rifle, you're shipping out.

John Hutton, you're now living on a pension, off to your damp, grubby flat in a hell hole council estate, don't forget your tokens for the bus.

Patricia Hewitt, ahhh the great patronising Hewitt, well you've got a choice either you get to empty bed pans 3 days a week with Friday evening in casualty or you can lie on a stretcher in an NHS corridor somewhere hoping they haven't forgotten you, oh! bed pans it is then.

Douglas Alexander, away with your ministerial Jag, hop on the bus or underground as you like. Do you think the transport system might improve a tad??

But looking at the deadbeats in the cabinet what do most of these losers do?

Hazel Blears, lawyer Hazel Blears, says it all really, minister without portfolio, second only to Hewit in her ability to patronise. Off you go Blears back to your council legal work.

Ruth Kelly, stop smirking and why do you keep twitching? Cinture too tight? Tough. Communities and Local Government, which community do you live in then? Westminster well off you go to I don't know? Hartlepool, yes take your belt with you.

Johnny Reid. Well are you sure? Well we'll have to bang you up with Chaz Clarke and Bungle Blunkett. Sorry? no trial, what you have rights? Err no, well you don't think so, look here's a nice van to take you to Belmarsh and in each of your cells you have a live webcam of Brian Hawes outside Parliament, with the volume turned up loud so you can hear a British citizen expressing themselves as loudly about anything they want.

When you look at this page on the BBC it just makes you want to vomit. But it's a sad indictment of us. That we've let a bunch of jokers, deadbeats and liars like these into government where they've been feeding off our money like the parasites they are.