Thursday, January 24, 2008

For You Zhe Transport Avaits

Heartening to hear Deutsche Bahn has taken over Chiltern Railways and even more heartening that it has stuck its hand up and said yes they were its trains transporting the jews and the other untermensch out of Germany to Poland so efficiently. So we can look forward to a much more efficient service, though obviously standing room only and it might be a bit cramped and on a long journey that bucket might get a bit full and you'd probably be wise to sew your gold heirlooms into your clothes.

"The transport to Birmingham is now at platform 3."
Hopefully there won't be any fare dodging or reprisals will be taken.
And when you get on the train and somebody wishes you good luck, remember don't reply in English.

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