The Germans have been thwarted in a dastardly plan to destroy a trio of cuddly polar bear cubs. The evil plan was uncovered at Nuremberg zoo. The zoo had decided they didn't want another cuddly Knut, "no cuddliness, no nothing, for you the cuddliness is over."
The evil plan involved leaving the cubs to be cared for by a pair of chav polar bear mothers, who were more intent on frolicking in frot of crowds of Germans admiring the attack abilities of the bears, and gobbling up treats. The mothers became so deranged, or hypnotised? that one is supposed to have eaten her cubs. Finally, under pressure from the Red Cross the Germans had to rescue the last cub. The cub will now be adored byt he rest of the world as the Germans leaf feverishly through their bilingual dictinaries for "cuddly, adorable bear cub."
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